🎃🍂 Petty & Spice Season is Here: Halloween & Fall Cards That Hit Harder Than Pumpkin Spice

Welcome back to The Petty Post — your go-to corner for cards that don’t just speak, they drag. This season, we’re trading in stale candy corn and soggy pumpkin patches for something even scarier: parents who ghost their kids and folks who show up less than once-a-year horror sequels.

Why Go Sweet When You Can Go Savage?

Look, life’s too short for Hallmark lies. At Petty Prints Card Co., we say what everyone’s thinking but nobody dares to put in print. Whether it’s child support “mysteries” or that parent who thinks FaceTime counts as raising a kid — our cards cut through the cobwebs and hit where it hurts.

This Season’s Lineup:

• Boo, You Deadbeat — Ghosts are cool. Deadbeats? Not so much.

• Witch Better Have My Child Support — Pay up before we hex your credit score.

• Monster Parent — The annual pop-up horror flick no one asked for.

• Creep It Real — Because candy corn still shows up more than you do.

• Pumpkin Spice & Deadbeat Lies — All froth, no substance. Just like their promises.

• Harvest What You Didn’t Plant — Stop expecting fruit when you never put in the work.

The Petty PSA 🍁

This Fall, remember: not everyone deserves a slice of your pie — or your peace. Our cards say it so you don’t have to. Consider them a petty little public service announcement tucked inside premium cardstock.

Ready to Send Some Shade?

Shop the new Halloween & Fall Collection now. Send them a reminder that petty is a season… and ours lasts all year.

👉 [Shop the Collection Here]